There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. 196 guests No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Thor Odinson I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. It's my bed. And nobody wants that shit. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: This is all my idea. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. You said that last night too.. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. You learn stuff about each other.. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Steve asked. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. You make a country-boy blush.. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Shuri Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Parker, you're in charge. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. We're starting. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. G'niiiiight, guys. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. It was great to see you again Nat! And horny. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Bad luck more than anything. Uncle Bucky questions. Never Have I Ever. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. "Parker?" Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. We gotta have that rule. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Guilty? Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. His eyes are fond. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. My turn! The fuck, Clint? Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? T'challa questions and we all shift around. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. When they can't sleep. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. 1. Clint totally called it. When they want to. I hope you're kidding. Doesn't erase the question. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. How will she react? This one counts.". I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. L'oreal? Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? She waved at them. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Anyways, guys, MJ. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. "Okay, my turn. Michelle answered for him. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. We have, Clint says. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. The Avengers 'solutely., Her mouth curls. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Tony brightens considerably at that. Go, all of us. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. I was sleeping. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. +. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. And yet, somehow not surprised. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Said Sam. There are still strings. We should fight all the time.. That. It's creepy. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. They don't say good night. She said, smiling. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks.